Superman does not give a fuck about your science. He’ll just hook a fucking chain to your planet and drag you through space.
because fuck you, that’s why
And he’ll chain the planets together like giant anal beads or something.
Hes just like “Im saving countless billions of lives.” Really superman? Really? Cause I think EVERYONE IS DYING DUE TO NO SUN GIVING THEM HEAT. THINK THIS SHIT THIS SHIT THROUGH.
fuck I am literally crying right now from laughing so hard he lp me
I’m only a minute and a half into this video and I’m already crying with laughter ahldshflshdgl help meeee
THIS IS HILARIOUS
Semicolon- The Lonely Island feat. Solange
I am all about ridiculous songs about punctuation.
“I really, really like Khajiits… because, Cats.”
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please watch this video please watch this video please watch this video please watch this entire fucking god damn video
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!
FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD
WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!
This is a real dinosaur foot.
It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.
tHIS IS REALLY COOL OK
Megalapteryx wasn’t a dinosaur, it was a bird. It wasn’t even alive when dinosaurs were. Granted, it was a 12 foot tall bird that went extinct in the 14th century, which is still pretty badass.
But yeah, that’s not a dinosaur foot.
It is real though, and still pretty cool.
When the Ninth Doctor first asked Rose to travel through time with him and refused, the Doctor accepted that and moved on. He traveled through space and time, saving the universe, all lonely for years thinking “I wish Rose could have been here.” Eventually, he goes back to a few seconds after he left Rose and says “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”
Rose never knew how long the Doctor waited for her.
I think this makes sense. In the episode Rose you see all those photos of Nine at the assassination of Kennedy and at the Titanic (on his own). But also in that episode he’s checking his reflection in the mirror like he’s seeing it for the first time, so he can’t have been long regenerated. So maybe he does all that stuff in the time before he comes back and says “Did I mention, it also travels in time?”
which makes that line even more powerful because this time he wouldreally want her to say yes, because he knows what it’s like without her.
What’s interesting are the events the Doctor (theoretically) chose to visit during that time between when Rose (theoretically) first said no, and when he returned to extend the invitation a second time. Nine was photographed/drawn near the Titanic, Krakatoa, and the Kennedy assassination. All horrible catastrophes with tragic loss of life, all catastrophes that caused profound change in human history, catastrophes that (if Pompeii and Bowie Base One are anything to go by), would likely qualify as fixed points in time.
This leads me to believe that the Doctor was nearly in the throes a Time Lord Victorious breakdown as a result of the Time War and Rose’s rejection. He was dancing around the edges of these fixed points, likely looking for a way to save lives and prove to himself that he wasn’t a vile person. To prove to himself he could make a difference.
To prove to himself that he’s worthy of having someone brave and clever like Rose as a companion.
And Nine (obviously) doesn’t save Kennedy’s life or stop the eruption of Krakatoa, but in the episode “Rose” we find out he DOES save one family originally scheduled to travel on the Titanic by convincing them to delay their trip. A small measure of redemption.
Enough so that the Doctor summons the courage to return to that dark London sidewalk and casually lean out the door of his TARDIS like no time had passed at all, like he hadn’t been scrabbling in the wake of Rose’s rejection. And then he said the words he’d practiced alone in his console room dozens of times, with the exact amount of calculated swagger he’d rehearsed: “By the way, did I mention it also travels in time?”
IS JON SNOW BUCKY’S DOUBLE?
Winter Soldier pulls off mask.
Steve: Wait, isn’t that…
Natasha: Ned Stark’s bastard.
That’s the twist of the movie.
WINTER IS COMING.
Since the movie was being made by Disney, Warner Brothers would only allow the use of their biggest stars, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, if they got an equal amount of screen time as Disney’s biggest stars, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. Because of this, both sets of characters are always together on screen.
I’m never going to get over how Mickey just pleasantly chuckles the entire time they’re discussing the possibility that Valiant might die.
increasing use of mascara eh joker